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Type a Price. Get Judged. No Mercy.

Cart Court looks at your real numbers — income, fixed expenses, savings, this month's surprises — and delivers one verdict. No spreadsheets, no categories, no guilt-trippy notifications.

Three Verdicts

The Judge Doesn't Do Maybe

BUY IT

It fits, comfortably.

THINK AGAIN

It fits, but it'll hurt.

DON'T. YOU'RE POOR.

Put it down.

Sound Familiar?

You Already Know How This Goes

“Added it to a cart, closed the tab, reopened it ten minutes later, and bought it anyway.”

Most finance apps want your bank login, your attention every day, and your data forever — and none of that stops you at the moment that actually matters: right before you tap Buy. This app skips the spreadsheets and the daily check-ins for one job, done well: look at the price, look at your numbers, and tell you the truth.

What It Does

No Spreadsheets. Just an Answer.

One-Screen Verdict Engine

Type in a price, get judged in seconds — BUY IT, THINK AGAIN, or DON'T. YOU'RE POOR.

Free Money, Live

A running snapshot of what's actually left this month, before you even open the judge.

Plain Numbers, Every Verdict

What's left after you buy it, what % of your free money it eats, and how many days of income it costs.

Path to Yes

If today's answer is no, it shows exactly how many months of saving get you to a BUY IT.

Mild or Savage

Choose your judge's attitude — honest but polite, or no feelings consulted. 180+ roast lines, never the same twice.

Share the Verdict

A poster, a story, or a fake thermal-printer receipt — complete with an APPROVED / PENDING / DENIED stamp.

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

No. You enter your own numbers — income, expenses, savings — there's no bank connection, ever.

No account, no sign-up. Everything — your numbers, your entire purchase history — stays on your phone.

No ads, no analytics, no third parties, no network access at all. It makes no requests of any kind.

The app tracks it as "bought it anyway" — no lecture, just an honest record of what it cost you against its advice.

Yes — Settings → Export to CSV builds a file on your device and hands it to your phone's native share sheet.

Only on your device, using local storage inside the app's own sandbox. See the Privacy Policy for the full details.

Get Ready

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